This weekend’s lost fight: Emelianenko vs. Sapp.

No, not Fedor, silly. Alex Emelianenko is BACK from a brief retirement that involved him joining a monastery and learning how to back bread with only the most natural of ingredients. Sometime during that beard growing, bread raising time of reflection and rest, Alex decided that the fires that burnt inside him were not being properly used. No longer would his heat be used to back bread, he must fight. And that he would technically do, as immediately upon coming out of retirement he booked a fight with Bob Sapp.

Bob Sapp, as you may know, has lost his last ten fights in a row in roughly ten minuts of ring time. Naturally, we think this fight should last no more than a minute. Welcome back, alex.

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Jason Nawara

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Jason Nawara figured out a way to make a living discussing the things he loves most in life; MMA, football and videogames. For that, he'll forever be eternally grateful. Aside from writing on the Nuts, you may have read his MMA/Videogame coverage on MiddleEasy.com, or followed him on Twitter @JasonNawara. Jason covers horror games for the massively popular Bloody-Disgusting.com, and he's a Community Manage and NFL beat writer for Topps' Huddle app. Reach out and touch him. He likes it when he's touched.