That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is science. And now we can make as many jokes about the barren Canadian wilderness full of Mounties and syrup farmers, while the wild antics of South America translate into glorious violence inside the Octagon.
This is what you get for producing Ryan Jimmo, don’t you understand?
Last night, we saw one of the most boring shows in UFC history, hot off the heels of a 13 submission night in Brazil. I don’t really know what to say besides, them’s the facts.