Conspiracy theory alert: Schaub and Mitrione have known each other for a while, so maybe they’re just making this crazy Twitter was in order to sell the fight. I mean, isn’t that what everyone besides Anderson Silva is doing these days? Selling the fight. We get a road paved in crap talk and after the fight they hug and say it was all just for selling the fight. Nothing is lamer. Hopefully this beef is real, because if so, the fight could be damn good. Like some of these one0liners.
Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
Hey @BrendanSchaub you asked to fight me, cool. Them sparse whiskers you grow can’t hide that chin, son! #YaDunPhuckedUp
Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
Planned parenthood should stop giving out birth control & start giving out copies of @BrendanSchaub’s 15 min. dry humping of Lavar Johnson
Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub
@mattmitrione my man remember when you pissed your pants on TUF and you said fighting wasn’t for you. I do and Well it still isn’t.
Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
remember when you fought Lavar Johnson? Yeah, me neither
Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
Someone asked me if @BrendanSchaub is married. Seriously? I saw his Jiu Jitsu match. How you gonna get married when you refuse to engage?
Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
@BrendanSchaub looks like Adam Sandler f—ed Corky from “Life Goes On”
Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub
I might look like adam Sandler/corkey mix your wife when we did appearances together sure seemed to like it. How’s that going by the way?
Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
Nothing and I mean nothing pisses me of more than someone I considered a friend doing me dirty. I Gotchu @BrendanSchaub #BenedictArnold
Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub
@mattmitrione #dosomethingaboutit
Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
Don’t count on seeing @BrendanSchaub on the Maury Povich show anytime soon. Cuz after we fight next month, he’ll know exactly who his dad is