Is this the origin story of Anderson Silva?

Anderson SIlva has said for years that he always wanted to be a soccer player, but wasn’t good enough. Little did we know that his entire origin story is that of superhero levels. I could go on and tell you about this Brazilian commercial  or whatever it is in great detail, but man, it’s probably for the best that you just sit back in your chair and watch all two-something minutes of this. It’s pretty darn awesome.

Anderson Silva, I love you.