John Howard waxes poetic about his low blow suffered in Abu Dhabi

If you saw Doomsday Howard’s face for the four and a half or so minutes after Ryan LaFlare hit him in the nuts, you would think he smelled the worst fart ever and there was some very serious damage going on under his cup. We don’t know the extent of the damage, nor do we really want to know, as our imaginations run wild as it is, but Howard spelled it out in delicate prose on Twitter.

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Jason Nawara figured out a way to make a living discussing the things he loves most in life; MMA, football and videogames. For that, he'll forever be eternally grateful. Aside from writing on the Nuts, you may have read his MMA/Videogame coverage on MiddleEasy.com, or followed him on Twitter @JasonNawara. Jason covers horror games for the massively popular Bloody-Disgusting.com, and he's a Community Manage and NFL beat writer for Topps' Huddle app. Reach out and touch him. He likes it when he's touched.