John Howard waxes poetic about his low blow suffered in Abu Dhabi

If you saw Doomsday Howard’s face for the four and a half or so minutes after Ryan LaFlare hit him in the nuts, you would think he smelled the worst fart ever and there was some very serious damage going on under his cup. We don’t know the extent of the damage, nor do we really want to know, as our imaginations run wild as it is, but Howard spelled it out in delicate prose on Twitter.