Well, this is very, odd. I guess Chael has fully embraced his spotlight persona, and forgot that he’s mediocre fighter that
Jello Biafra replaces Bruce Buffer as ring announcer.
Every fight I’m in must be a No. 1 contender fight or a title fight. If I lose, I get an immediate rematch until I win.
No media can look me in the eye or they will be removed from the room.
Headset legalized through the commission, so I can call my own fights.
No longer will I walk to the ring, I need to be carried.
Keys to your least favorite Ferrari.
I can Skype or Facetime my fights if I don’t feel like flying.
Tell GSP to quit being such a dick; I’ll return his truck when I’m done with it.
“It’s not all about money, people, there’s more to these contracts. They’re very sophisticated,”
Props to Bleacher Report for the quotes.