Not for the squeamish: Watch Joe Rogan gut a deer. Ugh.

I’m as close to vegetarian as you can get without being a vegetarian. I can eat fish and chicken, because I believe they are soulless freaks, pecking and drifting their life away. I can’t eat anything warm and furry, it’s just the way I am. I get meat, believe me. I kind of wish I was eating a steak right now, but then I think about giving a cow a hug and riding it around a ranch with a big smile on my face. That makes me not want to shove a knife in it’s belly purely for a fleeting moment of sustenance.

If it were up to me, people would be forced to butcher their own meat, that way the fragile fiber of life could be respected just a little bit more.

Yeah.

 

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Jason Nawara

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Jason Nawara figured out a way to make a living discussing the things he loves most in life; MMA, football and videogames. For that, he'll forever be eternally grateful. Aside from writing on the Nuts, you may have read his MMA/Videogame coverage on MiddleEasy.com, or followed him on Twitter @JasonNawara. Jason covers horror games for the massively popular Bloody-Disgusting.com, and he's a Community Manage and NFL beat writer for Topps' Huddle app. Reach out and touch him. He likes it when he's touched.