We may see a box of Wheaties with Anthony Pettis on it in the near future

By Jason Nawara on June 25, 2014 in News

I can picture it now: A dark warehouse holds only an Octagon lit by a few derelict lightbulbs. Inside of the cage is Anthony Pettis, shadowboxing like only he could. Kicks fly through the air, spinning shit is thrown liberally. It’s beautiful violence.

Then, Wheaties boxes are lowered mysteriously from the ceiling.

In slow motion Pettis performs the Showtime Kick and shatters the box of Wheaties, corn flakes fly through the air.

Please welcome @ufc® Lightweight Champion @Showtimepettis to #TeamWheaties. pic.twitter.com/ZHhk6FNspR
— Wheaties (@wheaties) June 24, 2014

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Jason Nawara

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Jason Nawara figured out a way to make a living discussing the things he loves most in life; MMA, football and videogames. For that, he'll forever be eternally grateful. Aside from writing on the Nuts, you may have read his MMA/Videogame coverage on MiddleEasy.com, or followed him on Twitter @JasonNawara. Jason covers horror games for the massively popular Bloody-Disgusting.com, and he's a Community Manage and NFL beat writer for Topps' Huddle app. Reach out and touch him. He likes it when he's touched.

We may see a box of Wheaties with Anthony Pettis on it in the near future

Author

Jason Nawara

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