We may see a box of Wheaties with Anthony Pettis on it in the near future

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I can picture it now: A dark warehouse holds only an Octagon lit by a few derelict lightbulbs. Inside of the cage is Anthony Pettis, shadowboxing like only he could. Kicks fly through the air, spinning shit is thrown liberally. It’s beautiful violence.

Then, Wheaties boxes are lowered mysteriously from the ceiling.

In slow motion Pettis performs the Showtime Kick and shatters the box of Wheaties, corn flakes fly through the air.